He has no idea what’s going on half of the time, and honestly, he’s glad for it.

Unbeknownst to Remy, he’s sporting a post-it note that reads ‘kick me’ on his back. Thanks, Pietro.

In other news... Does he hear the sweet, sweet melody of Lynyrd Skynyrd?

|| she's a princess and he's her scoundrel i don't make the rules x.com/GunsNHeeIs/sta…

◜ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘢 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣.◝ ╰ Not new to character or RP, ╰ Descriptive/Literate, ╰ MCU based, ╰ Ships on chem, ╰ #Rᴏᴜɢᴇ, Please RT!

Taking a trip to New Orleans never disappoints. He was only almost murdered twice, though. That’s an all time low.

❝Aɴᴅ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ, ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ ɪɴ ᴛɪᴍᴇ, ɪɴ ʜɪꜱᴛᴏʀʏ, ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ’ꜱ ɴᴏ ᴘᴀꜱᴛ, ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ’ꜱ ɴᴏ ғᴜᴛᴜʀᴇ, ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ’ꜱ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ. —— ×Rᴇʙᴏᴏᴛᴇᴅ Bɪʟʟʏ Kᴀᴘʟᴀɴ; ×Mᴀʀᴠᴇʟ RP; ×616/MCU ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴀᴛɪʙʟᴇ. —— Aɴᴅ ɪᴛ’ꜱ 𝒎 𝒂 𝒈 𝒊 𝒄.❞ RT?

|| follow my gay reality warping boy or else 😤😤😤 Bɪʟʟʏ Kᴀᴘʟᴀɴ.

His secondary mutation is being capable of falling asleep anywhere and everywhere. On top of one of the bookshelves in the library, for example.

“Shh,” he cooed, pulling his hat over his face. “Don’t be none too loud, chère. M’jus’... Tryin’ t’nap.” x.com/BlacklightSins…

|| pweese follow my angry boy @OccultCriminal

Okay... Which joker thought it would be a good idea to hide his lucky queen of hearts? He’s currently tearing up the mansion on his search.