“I’m here to drink strawberry acai refresher with coconut milk & water and be gay, and I’m all out of strawberry acai refresher with coconut milk & water.”

Oh my god, Uncle Pie. You can’t just call people termites.

Of course, one nephew is better than the other. (This nephew.)

Okay, okay, true. It can’t be a competition if he’s already won.

Y’know what? Luna is awesome. Luna gets to be top of the hierarchy of Uncle Pie’s favourite relatives. But Billy absolutely has the second place.

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“I don’t care who you are: Charizard isn’t a great strategic team choice and its only redeeming features are Mega Charizard X and its shiny forme.”

“Okay, okay, maybe I was a little harsh... But I only have to set up stealth rock to do a load of damage! It’s just not /as/ good as the other options, y’know?” x.com/Auraisms/statu…

Has he had one coffee too many? ...Maybe. Is he going to have another? Absolutely.

Gᴇɴᴇsɪs. Read: tl.gd/n_1spqopp

Burrito bus? D o r k. He's coming, he's coming. Brace for cuddles.

“Two days of–” He scrunched his face up, frustrated. “Kian! Don't make me magic your ass into bed!” x.com/HawkishShot/st…

Cue even more groaning. “At the risk of sounding like Team Mom™... You can't do that to yourself, Kian! You gotta rest up, yeah?” x.com/HawkishShot/st…

Billy sucked in a breath, not wanting to sound way too overly protective. “...It’s barely Tuesday.” x.com/HawkishShot/st…

|| psa work is busy atm so I'm not here as much as i wanna be :^(