If I can’t go to Planned Parenthood for a routine pap smear without being screamed at and harassed by Christian protestors then Stephen Miller shouldn’t be able to eat his fucking salad without being called an asshole.

not when their “political views” include homophobic, racist and sexist views lmfaooo get better friends x.com/morganapoos/st…

For some reason now that I’ve quit smoking ciggies I lose my lighters 10x more. I started this week with 7 lighters and I now have 1 and it’s fucking Wednesday?!?!?

Stop getting rid of your pets because they aren’t what you expected. Clifford was literally the smallest puppy and turned out to be a 30 foot red dog and Emily Elizabeth STILL made it work

smoke my weed and mind my business

is anyone worried they're going to be fucked up forever? like i started struggling with mental health issues at 11/12 and i'm 23 now and i just feel like this is going to be my shitty life forever and things will never get better

My 17 year old self could out drink my 21 year old self.

For midwesterners “the other day” could mean yesterday, last month or 6 years ago

Scary that if I went out,expressed no desire to have sex,got raped &brought it to court,my choice of underwear on that night could be used against me ASIF a lace thong is a form of consent,how degrading &devastating for that girl,scary to live here when this is our justice system

Me: I’m gonna cut back on smoking Also me: smoke a fat blunt you deserve it

locals need to stop reproducing

“You smoke?” The start of a friendship

My favorite thing about Guy Fieri is that he never buys in to mainstream fashion and sticks to his guns