I could not talk to boys until I was 18

I was an intellectual in a world of bureaucrats

Congratulate Kim Jong Un on his marriage! She wasn't forced; really!

Fellow comrades, in lieu of Oktoberfest, I introduce to you the Kim Jong Ale! imgur.com/a/hU0gN Brewed exclusively by Brandon melson

So this is what I'm up against: the world's 'greatest' navy youtube.com/watch?v=xhHufV… and army youtube.com/watch?v=Aa4RLo…

British imperialist pigs to make animation of Barbara Demick's book, Nothing to Envy Beware of such Western propaganda! igg.me/p/132055

A much better film to watch: fastcocreate.com/1681676/pyongy…

Meet my grandson Kim Han Sol. He wants to work for North and South Korea's reunification and world peace. How cute. youtu.be/T_uSuCkKa3k?t=…

Queen Elizabeth looks at things too ya know | quartznews qz.com/36539/caption-…

Eric Schmidt looking at things motherboard.vice.com/blog/against-a…

Yes, I did, didn't I? RT Ev You're changing the world every minute you're in it.

Funnier if TimeOutNYComedy matt koff used blacks, Jews, gays but TONY can't go there! amirite KOREA_ALBUM_MY Phil Yu bit.ly/1cqc6GB

But then you would officially kill my Twitter account :( Jonathon Heide Clive Crook x.com/JonathonHeide/…

Really, was there any other choice? RT The Atlantic Kim Jong-un was elected unanimously with 100% turnout theatln.tc/1ncBYQi

Terrorists win. America, Seth Rogen & James Franco lose. iamkoream.com/behind-the-mak…

So proud of him. pic.x.com/L5YZTC2yqM via dan nolan

Congrats America. You can now pay to watch Seth Rogen & James Franco in the dumbest movie this year in the theater.

The self-congratulatory tweets of The Plaza Theatre to show the dumbest movie of the year. That's what. #slowclap

RT Chris Rock Take your girl to see Top Five tonight

“My movie is very Korean-friendly. We almost don’t kill any Koreans..it’s fun for Koreans.” - Chris Rock thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/0jg4nm/…