some of you need to be put on a 72 hour hold

I’m like the Goldilocks of woke

The south is a US lab. This state tries out everything on them, dumps everything undesirable on them. People don't even care because they are all "stupid" and "got who they voted for"

I watch the Pitt in a way that’s so normal

We only got like 10 new sentences left

Can you fucking idiots watch a show I don't like?

walking past a group of teenagers by yourself feels like this

idk man when you can clearly see my political views and religious beliefs are opposite of yours on hinge why are you sending me a like

Tired of being forced to use groupme I am an adult

love on svu when theyre undercover in a restaurant or smthn and they got the silliest glasses or hat on

this tumblr post being one of the greatest contributions to modern philosophy

whenever AI pops up unbidden to try to “help me” with my writing

Used to be able to cry when I got overwhelmed and move on but now I can’t cry and I just feel like this all day

they’re putting a Dr in front of my name next Monday

also excited I’m graduating magna cum laude bc I did NOT graduate w honors in undergrad lol

i think if i worked all day and came home and saw a grown ass man waiting for me to cook him something I would literally lose it

Why is she wearing Charlie Kelly’s theater director outfit

just found out darth maul was 22 years old in the phantom menace wtf man he shouldve been at the clubbb 😔😔

okay is it too soon to ask who the fuck was calling david allan coe charley pride?