Thread of cats stealing food in paintings 🧵 1. Still Life with cat by Desportes, 1705

THE DOG HAS A THE BLACK DOG BRACELET

First time he said “hey mama” I knew I was locked in.

I feel so sorry for women devoid of close female friendships. There’s not a single man in the world who can love you the way a woman will

These grandkids planned to surprise their grandma at the airport dressing as t-rex but she heard about it and planned her own surprise.

Tonight I learned something I’ve always suspected. Most people will support a rapist over a woman.

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

“kamala supporters are crying” that is women mourning their future and dads crying for their daughters Do not piss me off

A few years back in Yosemite there was a problem with bears getting into trash cans and ppl said ‘why not make the cans more complex?’ And a ranger said ‘bc there is significant overlap between the smartest bear and dumbest human’ and this election feels like that quote to me

remember when olivia rodrigo and lily aleen name dropping it to the five members of the US supreme court who overturned roe v. and singing “fuck you” to them at Glastonbury.

Oh we're well aware

All that noise like ‘your body, my choice’? That’s just the death rattle of the patriarchy dying.

So Marisa Tomei looks hot at 60 and this is cringe because a woman shouldn’t be trying to look sexually appealing at this age yet Pamela Anderson is also embarrassing because she’s 60 and isn’t trying to keep up her sexual appeal. You guys get why women are tired of your shit?

depressed bon jovi:

You belong with me. 💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤 Letter on my site :)

How many swifties are going back and listening to the original version of the album that made them a swiftie right now 🥹

ATE AND ENDED THEM ANNOYING FOOTBALL FANS

Dad is a legend