i'm not just any old robot! i am K1-B0, the ultimate robot! but please, address me as kiibo!

though I cannot eat, food still looks delicious to me. the unfairness of it all pains me...

my sports abilities may be plain for a robot... but i will do the best i can. so please, cheer for me.

hi welcome to mcdonals may i take ur

i believe if I could cry, i'd be able to understand the concept of sadness more fully.

then please take me, in sickness and in health, so that i may truly know what love is!

krgh...! human jokes are rather vexing...!

th-that's not true! i'm hoping we can discover the truth, too!

hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope h

i hope someday to be the kind of robot who makes people smile, just like in comedy movies.

ultimate robot more like ultimate key to your heart

it is never bad to have too much information.

d-don't mock me! i have studied the complete history of stand-up comedy!

at least i know what an octagon is

robots have feelings too, you know! i won't stand for insults!

kokichi sucks eggs

i will show you that i'm leagues apart from those household cleaning robots!

i just really want to try it out. if i don't, i'll never be able to rust in peace when i die.

what good is an emergency button that cannot be easily found in an emergency?