Thought my dog was dying she’s getting on now and it was always gonna happen, went vets today... turns out she’s just a lazy shit with a bladder infection!!🙌🏻 #nottoday

That awkward moment when Ben Bradshaw knocks at the yard asking if you’re voting but my stupid ass can’t remember which party he represents so just say “yeah mate voting for you ain’t I” 🥴 his face hahaha he fucking knew!!#notvoting#dont@me

Memories popping up saying it was an anniversary with an ex on this day,, only good thing I took from that is the date for roulette numbers,, and they love to fucking hit🤣 Cheers gal 💥

Thank you Crediton United AFC for hosting tonight. Final score 3-2 to them. It shook a few cobwebs off of us but you made us work, which is what we wanted. ⚽ Smith ⚽ Piers Machlollipop Good luck for the season.

Thorverton beat @BamptonFc 1-0 in tonight's friendly. ⚽🏆 Smith Tillett Bang upon hearing the Chairman James Vanstone™ had chosen our new forward as MotM commented "you are so far up his ass.". Our chairman remains socially distanced from our striker.

2nds lose 3-0 @ClystValleyFC 2nds yesterday. MotM 🏆 Alan Whitfield 1sts lose 4-3 @ClystValleyFC 1sts ⚽ Piers Maclachlan ⚽ Smith ⚽ Joe Radford 🏆 Sam Stewart An entertaining friendly, score wise.

Thorverton win 7-2 @BamptonFc If they have a dick of the day it must go to their player who said "They are a div 2 team.".👀👀 ⚽⚽ Smith 🏆 ⚽ Piers ⚽⚽ Joshua Hole ⚽ James Vanstone™ ⚽ Sam Stewart Pick was a 30 yarder from Stewy, who was too lazy to run to goal.

Thank you both teams for a good covid observed presentation evening. 1sts awards: Young player Ells Allen Top scorer Smith (and top in league too) Manager's player Broome Players' player Smith Clubman : D&C Mills👌👍👍👍👍

Thank you to @ClystValleyFC for hosting a double header. 2nds started proceedings with a 3-5 win. ⚽⚽⚽ Sam Stewart ⚽ Kyle Blackmore ⚽ Needs 1sts continued with a clean sheet winning 0-2 ⚽ Smith ⚽ OG (own goal not original gangster)

Axminster Town A.F.C 1sts 4 Thorverton 6 Goals galore in heavy conditions. ⚽⚽⚽🏆 Smith ⚽⚽ Ryan Harding ⚽ charlie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Thorverton 1 @albion_beer 0 ⚽ Smith 🏆 Harry Slack A physical game, we edged.

Thorverton 5 Honiton Town Fc 4 ⚽️ Aaron Land 🏆 ⚽️⚽️ Smith ⚽️ Sam Stewart ⚽️ Ebdon A good first friendly against higher league opposition. Landy is MotM purely because he finally scored.

Thorverton 2 Bere Alston 1 ⚽️ Ryan Moody ⚽️ Ben Stevens Ben, cracker to win. Devon Football League (DFL) South West Sports News Clubnets

Plymouth Phoenix 1 Thorverton 2 ⚽️ Smith the bald eagle soared with an acrobatic Rooneyesque overhead. A peach. ⚽️ Ryan Moody 🏆 Tom Maynard 🟥🟥 off for oppo giving them a hard finish to the afternoon. The first on balance was a foul #hongkongphoey

correction: bible gave it to Smith

Congratulations to Thorverton AFC who are this weeks Team Of The Week! Thorverton won 4-1 against Beer Albion on Saturday! The club had 32% of the votes narrowly beating Bere Alston United who had 31% of the votes in the closest vote of the season so far! Congratulations!

Not 11, the whole squad!

Bere Alston Football Club 0 Thorverton 1 Devon Football League (DFL) South West Sports News ⚽️🏆 Smith A deft outside the boot chipped finish following strong running and strength from Ryan Moody who caught their defender in possession. A good three points and on to the next league game.

North Molton Sports Club FC 1 Thorverton 2 Devon Football League (DFL) South West Sports News ⚽️ Ryan Moody ⚽️ Smith 🏆 Reece Saunders Due to road closures we got back from North Molton at midnight!!! We finish the season with our best away performance of the campaign.