team sabrina wants to buy u presents, baby! enter for a chance to receive a surprise from us at SabrinaCarpenter.bio.to/TeamSabrinaWis… 🎄♥️

Thank you for riding with @5sos for 13 years!!! sitting here in the studio right now with the guys making a new album, so much has changed but all I can say is being in this band has been the greatest joy of my life. Thank you for every day!!!

these harmonies??? this moment with Beyoncé was heavenly. wow #BeyonceBowl

I introduce you to my two favorite places in Chicago. Goth Target & 1900’s State Bank Walgreens

This is financial abuse hope this helps 🫶🏾

your first thought isn’t to feel like you gave her a unique experience, your first thought is how you could’ve lowballed her. loser.

What version of husband is this? I would like to be blessed with this model number

No longer worried about maintaining friendships. I planned brunch at my house (pancakes & mimosas & fruit & coffee). Friends confirmed their times of arrival but day of, I heard absolutely nothing. And the hang out never happened. It’s not that I’m done, it’s just that I’m tired.

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Hot take. I don’t consider this fear mongering. I consider this reality. Women are so rarely honest about what motherhood and raising children is like so we sell ourselves this fantasy and then end up depressed cause it’s not what we expected. Good. I’m glad we’re being honest

and the best pop vocal album at the #GRAMMYs goes to… our fav human on the planet Sabrina Carpenter 😭

first award most recent award

Oh....did you want some Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion in the Halftime show???

Do... Do they think Uncle Sam was a real person??? Like Actually do they think that?

How it started: How it’s going:

everyone saying thank god and it’s like yay but now you have to have netflix for kids to watch sesame street. like that defeats the whole purpose of free educational television ☹️

“In the evenings we will sit right here on this front porch and count the stars,” said Frog.