Bro deadass said he decided to touch grass instead

i hate the concept of people naming their children after themselves but he has to commit to the bit and name his child Michael C. Jordan

Saw a mutual guy friend who’s on a solo trip in Japan. He posts a picture of Mount Fuji and captions it: “that’s how beautiful (gf’s name) is.” And I just sat there thinking… yeah. That’s the only acceptable way to behave when you’re in love. To look at one of the most

Less judgment, more helping. These women are truly amazing 👏❤️

This woman has never looked bad ever since I knew her.

They had bro crying on his knees and making up stories about a fake wife, nigga had 1 bar of health left 😭😭

oh he’s stamping his claim on horror films iktr

47 had a conversation with 45.

people will talk a lot of shit about parents who put their kids on a literal leash but every fellow leash kid i’ve met has been like “no no that was probably needed”

Life got so serious, I forgot I loved reading

The way I now know this is next to impossible. The only way this works is if you and all of their care givers give up phones 100% of the time your child is awake. Otherwise, you and your baby will be reading emails, doing video calls with the grandparents and watching reels

In case you’re wondering, here’s an example of women gaining more rights because we don’t possess them all yet in this country.

falling for a tyrannical dictator stole her light and youth 😔 happened to my friend padme amidala

I’d take it a step further: erase the 40 hour standard, everyone works 4 hour days. More shift changes, more job spaces to fill, more time to enjoy the only life we’re given. Do this and pay them more, money is fake just like time.

Thank you for the good news, fetty

Those are klansmen. If you’re offended over klansmen dying you’re probably a klansman

I’d honestly watch a tv show of people working at a fully functioning and done jurassic park. Heck make it a workplace comedy

I got my max raise 💁🏻‍♀️ now they can’t tell me SHITTTT