my new passion is sound design 😍

These videos turn me on

Does anybody else say "ouch" whenever something slightly inconvenient happens to them? For example, I just dropped an m&m on the floor and saying ouch was my automatic response.

Sweet pasta sauce is an abomination and people who prefer it that way should be executed on the spot.

I do yoga with my Pre-K class every morning and today we were trying a new stretch and one of my 3 year olds looks at me and asks, "Mrs. Kiersey why do you want me to break my body?".

if you hear me telling the same story twice just let it go. i only have like six memories and they all take turns

Thinking about how I was scrolling through pictures of freshly baked bread the other day and I genuinely started tearing up

If you ever see me picking flowers on the side of the highway, just mind your own business.

One time I had food delivered and I walked upstairs to get it but they were still there when I opened the door, so instead of simply taking the food and thanking them, I made direct eye contact, panicked, and then shut the door before grabbing the food. It haunts me daily.

Today my dog killed a baby jumping spider that I had formed an emotional connection with. Thoughts and prayers please.

*two kids in my class playing with toy phones* Kid 1: Hurry call the doctor!! Kid 2: I am already calling the doctor, bitch!!

The anxious urge to say "no worries either way" when you are actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way

“Why don’t you send social workers instead of the police” is looking wildly successful

One of the 3 year olds in my class says “I’m dangerous right now.” whenever she gets frustrated and I don’t think I’ve ever related to anything so strongly.

the other day my six-year-old nephew said, “Can I tell you a secret?” He whispered in my ear, “I’m a little bit nervous all the time.” me too kid, me too.

I would give anything to drink the ancient rock water