Proudest cake.
Not because of the decorating or flavour, but for the significance of its recipient reaching 18 years.
Starting life as a 700g preemie is no mean feat and she’s smashed it.
Sleep Token and the Solar System.

Here's how the future is going to play out...

(Long - please expand the tweet.)

1. The Tories will keep on wrecking things faster and faster as the GE approaches. They'll act like irresponsible teenagers who know they don't have to clean up in the morning after a wild drunken

Hello Cauldron Foods both of these packets of tofu should be marinated - one isn’t! Might want to have a word with production :)

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I ASK EVERYONE WHO SEES THIS TWEET TO PLEASE RT IT.

Tomorrow nurses strike. They will be put through hell by the media, politicians and the establishment.

Ahead of the action please share this tweet if you back the nurses and find it sickening that they are being vilified.

I’m not at all jealous of NZ or Finland. Not one iota.

Don’t see you reporting these facts, Laura Kuenssberg beyond parody

U.K Regional Crime. Undecided voter. PM candidate Joris Bohnson

What the fuck is happening in the UK????

After Kwasi Kwarteng blames ‘pressure’ of Queen’s death for botched mini-budget, psychologists update the seven stages of grief:

- Shock
- Denial
- Anger
- Tanking the economy
- Depression
- Spaffing £65 billion on absolutely nothing
- Acceptance

I saw a homeless guy and I felt bad for him.

So I did what I think any of us would do - drove to a nearby affluent area, found the biggest, nicest house and put a tenner through their letter box.

You mark my words, before long that money will trickle down to the homeless guy.

Liz Truss being Prime Minister is like when Apple made everyone have that U2 album they didn’t want in their iTunes library

Word of the day is Zugzwang [tzoog-tzwung]: a situation in chess (and life) in which a move must be made, but each possible one will make the situation worse.

This is an eye opener

maybe she’s born with it, maybe she uses humor and fiction as defense mechanisms to deal with her chronic anxiety and the nagging worry that the world as she knows it will end in her lifetime

I've just made a gift to International Rescue Committee - UK to support people in crisis. Donate today: help.rescue-uk.org tinyurl.com/y8p9f4af#.Yh3D…

It would be bloody good to be in the EU right now, so we could actually be at the table with the other 27 countries on our doorstep, as they discuss sanctions and operational issues. Instead we have to find out what they discussed afterwards.

I will never forgive these people.