this woman said i was husband material and that’s exactly how i knew i was a bitch ass nigga

Nun worse then an aggressively broke bitch tryna guilt trip u into buying her stuff

he just wanted to get choked by some fine shyt that nigga ain’t special

Errbody wanna be fake healed. Man if I feel hurt I’ll talk about it fa a week straight to get it out my system cs once it’s out it’s out. I rather rlly be over an issue than to be fake nonchalant and rlly be eternally hurt. Nawl im addressing it immediately then im off it

playstation signing me out for a stupid agreement… i thought i got hacked

BROOOO NOT THE BLACK PEPPER CHICKEN

look who i’m fucking again

sometimes you be Fckin the weapon formed against you 😭😭

Niggas lose a bad bitch and get another bad bitch immediately. I’m afraid he’s #justlikeme

Me with my lil yea after she tells her friends and family she’s done with my shit:

oh no her friend who’s cracked half the county and had 5 abortions thinks im abusive and a bad guy

Me: i gonna creampie you tonight Her: but I'm on my period Me: well I'm bringing a biscuit cause we're making a strawberry shortcake FBI agent:

If this was 2008, BET would’ve been playing The American Dream: The Jackson 5 movie on repeat 24/7 for the last 2 weeks. We really lost that recipe

I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO CREATE AN ACCOUNT TO APPLY TO A JOB!!!! I've legit had to create a new workday account for nearly every job and it's bullshit!!!! You won't even interview me and I have to make a password???? Get real

still confused as to why they casted the most kano actor ever as johnny cage

Literally every woman that talk about how big communication is with me never communicate when I need em too and that’s why I be leaving them alone lmao.

Taco Tuesday and Cinco De Mayo on the same day, Buford Highway going to blast off into outer space

I'll sign all the NDAs

there’s a point in your 30s when you realize hosting BBQs and dinner parties is the new club scene and high key better without the randoms, overpriced drinks, and terrible DJs still playing Dreams and Nightmares