happy bi visibility day

choose your fav puppy

i’m off that good kush and tylenol

come and take it

The parent trap repost

Smoking that shit that makes me… Me. ❤️🫶

New York Subway today if Tylenol causes autism:

Jason Alexander for Kith & the New York Yankees.

they should let u call out of work for being in a really bad mood. it’s a genuine liability

my grandpa's self made beatles photocard back from the soviet union

Girl… You Need a Shot of B12

making a list

[Horniest a guy's ever been] I really liked your Substack post

I probably could have been a rocket scientist or an engineer if i didnt see this video when i was like 10

The Alien knows.

send this one to me Charli

Me: (making polite conversation to my friend who became The Fly) So how did your teleportation experiments go..? The Fly: Not great. I became The Fly

just watched this guy on train ask a woman if he could draw her. “no thank you”, she said. then the dude sitting next to her went “hey, you can draw me!” and the guy let out a long sigh and went “…i guess.”