Clay Holmes isn’t a closer. Period. Dude gives up too much contact. I can’t wait for some stupid team to overpay for him this winter and we don’t have to see him “closing” Yankees games anymore

The Yankees fucking suck. This team is absolutely infuriating.

The Yankees make me want to make out with a fucking face hugger from the Alien movies.

Need a “Call up Jasson” chant today at the stadium from whoever is there thanks

I see people complaining about DJ LeMahieu in the lineup tonight. For what it’s worth, he has absolutely owned Andrew Heaney in his career .471 avg 2 HR 6 RBI 1.294 OPS

So beyond ready for the Yankees to piss me off every single day again 😍

The Yankees 100% need to find a #1-2 starter by the deadline to bump Rodon down. He cannot be this teams #2 all year if they want to win the division. He is so inconsistent and annoying to watch pitch

Between the weather, the Yankees, and the Knicks this has just been a fucking miserable week.

The Yankees are now tied with the Cardinals for the 3rd worst team ERA in all of baseball after 13 games. Still early obviously but man they need to clean this shit up

I would be willing to bet that there are going to be less than 7 people (all psychopaths btw) who are going to tune into the YES postgame show tonight to hear the interviews from Boone, Stroman etc.

Yankees rotation is cheeks outside of Fried man wtf

😂

I don’t understand how EVERY YEAR the Yankees continuously get off to strong starts and then the second mid June rolls around they become the 2024 White Sox for 3 weeks

The Yankees are so fucking annoying. They suck mummified baboon dick every summer. Same shit every year

Volpe is so fuckin cheeks bro

It’s going to be so annoying (and very on brand for the Yankees) to come out and say that Aaron Judge has been dealing with some injury. Even though Boone said the other day it was nothing. Already preparing for it because this team is always lying to its fanbase

lol Boone literally said in Toronto that Judge was fine and that the wincing was “nothing”. What is the point in lying to the fanbase about EVERY injury?

In the past 55 games (not including tonight) since the start of the 2024 playoffs, Giancarlo Stanton is hitting: .279, 18 HR, 47 RBI, .950 OPS

I feel like at least 25% of my day consists of just staring at Aaron Judge’s stats