Pssst! Who wants a ridiculously sneaky peek at ALIENATED, then? This is mine and Chris Wildgoose's loveletter to teenage angst and extradimensional weirdness, from BOOM! Studios. Drops Feb 12th. Pester your LCS accordingly, please. Take one, pass it on.

I must accept that one of my strongest motivating factors is that the more recognition I can acheive as a writer, the greater the chance of my eventual obituarist downplaying how awful I am as a human being in comparison to importance of The Work. Basically: buy my shit.

Consider: millions of years ago our antecedents gave a massive sacrifice of their left hemisphere. We lost a tremendous amount of short term memory and replaced it with Broca’s, Wernicke & the phonological loop. But why? So we can—talk. Thus chimpanzees can do this—we can’t:

Using a Jewish solidarity rally to push a smear against a Jew fighting the fascism enveloping us.

Imagine being the plumber who one day has to snake Mario’s lifeless body out of a toilet

Will Ferrell with the man crush on Pierce Brosnan.. “gosh you smell good!” #GoldenGIobes

Sometimes a movie is about World War I. Other times it is about World War II. This is the power of movies

Every bad take on Twitter is like, “This may be a controversial opinion but dying children don’t deserve wishes” *checks their mentions* “Oh I see the dying children fans have arrived”

trying to defend why I like something is one of the most mentally exhausting things for me to do

it’s so shameful that i have tender hearted cuddly bitch disease

ummm can I get a hell yeah?

A brand new promotional still has also been released. #NewMutants

Ooh. #NewMutants trailer looks good. Happy, Bill Sienkiewicz? 😈 x.com/NewMutantsFilm…

Broke: Christian Bale as Beta Ray Bill Woke: Christian Bale as Balder Bespoke: Christian Bale as Gorr the God Butcher or Dario Agger

Like a rolling stone. Timothee Chalamet (Timothée Chalamet) is set to play Bob Dylan in an untitled musical biopic from James Mangold thr.cm/GZYXY9

but we already HAVE a perfect Bob Dylan biopic