Wonderful evening at my local nursing home last night with my fellow dwarfs! Special thanks to Manfred Patricia (to my right), Mavis, my old math's teacher Mrs. Bovine, Hilda and, at the very end, Syed Bastaard. Not sure who the creep on my left is. Awful smell from him!

I challenge Anne Hegerty and Fladge Dampener to a quiz next Wednesday at 9pm at a pub of my choosing in Derby. As they well know, they don't have a chance against my superior knowledge and intellect.

Kellie Maloney is a bloke.

Kevin Ashman You know nothing about me you sanctimonious prick I worked hard for 30 years before serious illness meant I couldn't work any more. I'm happy with a family who love me, you've got no wife, no kids or anyone who loves you. Enjoy your money but I'm richer in a way you'll never know

Kevin Ashman I used to be one of your biggest fans but your ignorance knows no bounds. I'm not poor there's people a lot worse off than me but your attitude is that people born into poor families deserve it and don't try to better themselves, it shows what a dickhead of a human being you are.

Kevin Ashman Anne Hegerty Kevin i thought you were going on the chase last september your tweet was posted in august!!! #isthistherealkevin

After Theresa May's statement this afternoon, I can officially announce that I will run to become an MP for the Conservative Party in the next General Election.

3rd in the quiz. Beaten by "The World's Greatest Quizzer" (Wikipedia) Kevin Ashman Good quiz!! The Tooting *Substantial* Scotch Egg Emporium SW17 #soclose

I'm back in my Derby home and just performed the necessary movements to generate a cheese sandwich.

"When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground." Nigel Farage MP roasting European leaders prior to the Euro elections next week!!! #EuropeanElections2019 #EuropeanElection2019 #Brexit #BrexitParty #NigelFarage #GameOfThrones

Kevin Ashman It's only taken you 2 months to come up with that retort, you're initial comment about poor people was lazy and ill informed, typical of the rich I might add. That's a sweeping generalisation by an arrogant asshole, you enjoy your money as you've no compassion. #completedickhead.

A very dignified statement from Theresa May. Thank you for your stoical service to our country and the Conservative Party. It is now time to follow her urgings: to come together and deliver Brexit.

May Boris Johnson be Prime Minister.

England's Kevin Ashman and Pat Gibson have just taken the lead at the World Quizzing Championships with scores of 166! #eggheads #wqc2019 #worldquiz Robert Dean

Unsliced bread is the best thing since sliced bread.

Please check out my campaign launch video. Time to deliver Brexit and unite our fantastic country. I hope you will support me > Back Boris #BackBoris

As a Conservative Party member in Derby, I'm backing Boris Johnson to be our next Prime Minister.

An Australian-style points system can be used to be increase or decrease immigration numbers. Does Boris Johnson want to reduce the numbers? I don’t think so. telegraph.co.uk/politics/2019/…

Ever notice that it's always the LAZIEST in society - students, the long-term unemployed, the unambitious - who are the greatest proponents of "free stuff" i.e. socialism? Socialism is a terminal drag on society that has never worked. Ever. youtube.com/watch?v=VCXCqY…

I'm an Egghead.