There’s an old Chinese proverb that I love: “If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will avoid one hundred days of sorrow.”

Because physics, neuroscience, and psychology, when followed all the way down, lead undeniably to God

Make marriage & two parent households popular again!

This is accurate btw

i can’t grasp the concept of anyone born in the 1800s to still be alive 😭

Is there a reason for when people emulate, their first instinct are to run Nintendo games?

it's so draining to be with a partner that thre@tens to leave you during every argument

Full grown adults who can’t vacation, take a gap year, have hobbies, play an instrument, speak multiple languages, swim, cycle, skate, or backpack. Just a lifetime of hustling and trying to escape survival mode. These are subtle poverty metrics no one really talks about.

Scaring the hoes with esoteric wisdom and knowledge

My thing with Spirit was your ticket could be $75, but by the time you add your bag, seat, and gas for the plane, you paying $300 like any other airline.

overly intelligent people don’t get along with weed

This is a really nice hopeful image, but I can't help but interpret this as a POV of after Sonic just beat my ass

he actually had to die for Mario to be born, that's what catcher in the rye was about

you got a better chance praying for a billion dollars

deberían llevarlo a la Lechonera Figueroa en Sabana Grande y dejarlo hablar con pal de jíbaros de veldá a ver qué pasa

"Planetary level" implies you can destroy a planet with a single attack This is like calling humans building level because we can destroy a building with enough hits

One thing about the Brazilians, they’re gonna remind you that they’re from Africa any chance they get. Blackity blackness in South America

Aye bro watch yo jet… watch yo jet bro WATCH YO JE-