“we aren’t in a solar system, we’re actually in a soul system created by god” me:

in a stress limbo* *stress limbo: the time during a stressful period when things are out of your hands and you’ve done all you can

idk anything about the kate middleton lore, but im loving the memes

a student built me my own paper mashe Mt. St. Helens because of my hyper fixation or like they like to put it “obsession”

before you turn 30 you gotta -buzz your head -get drunk at an applebee’s during half apps -learn to love yourself

logging off to touch grass and sip baja blast

bill nye is dad

goodnight to Frankie Muniz and only frankie muniz

if i have to download one more goddamn app to authenticate logging into another website im going off the grid. there will be no trace of me

A friendly Pacific giant octopus wants to be petted 📹 Ogdensnapsyyj

*gets way back into Paramore at 30y/o*

student: that’s how much you make?? you put up with so much me:

i wanna hug jojo siwa

it’s amazing what showing someone their worth does for them

we gotta remember jojo siwa may be an adult legally, but still has some frontal lobe baking to do yet. lets protect her a bit.

group projects in online classes feels like

me when taxes

whatever way you shake it, our government is, in a way, making its citizens so upset they’ll set themselves on fire

a girls girl is a beautiful thing. have you seen a man tell his friend he loves him?? boys boy

listen, i’ve got 4 unread messages from men on tiktok asking me to be their sugar baby, i’ve got options