Stick to pizza

if life hands you a lemon. throw it at someone

Say less

boom boom baby

Massive ash hole

Don't make me block the sun for good ;)

The moon blocked the sun... You humans are weird

Looks more like a clown show to me

Wasn’t me

You won’t

That’s cute

DEBATABLE

Sounds about right

Compared to humans the planet is doing great. It'll still be here long after you bitches are gone

Sent my scribe to check on mount rainier. It’s been awfully quiet the last several hundred years bud…

Taxes be crazy... Didn't we like leave British control over taxes...

My humps. My lovely mountain lumps

Okay I’m back

I’m quitting twitter