Very impressed with the Borismaster bus.

My Digital Doris went bonkers and wouldn't shut up :(

RIP Robin Williams :(

I think it's only recently that companies are taking Twitter seriously. My one is employing teams just for that Twitter.

@VirginTrains_EC David S: 1550 PBO-KGX departing 30+ mins late. 1608 PBO-KGX arrived after and left first. No announcements from guard

@arpm57 but you don't get off at Stratford

@arpm57 yes but if you don't get off at Stratford what are you complaining about ? Lol

@irish_driver get a smart watch

@arpm57 it's only a bit late

It takes up less memory and it has tweaks to improve battery by an hour.

Probably right. Congrats on your last day although I'm sure you'll be back to do odd shifts like me.

Why is it your boss always turns up when you look like a dogs breakfast 😧?

@irish_driver and I know who the driver was too!

Home - knackered - #alwaysdriving

@irish_driver snowspeeders only have 2 laser blasters. X-wings have 4 and Proton Torpedos

@irish_driver Pub? Drink !!??

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Do you own a dog? Here are the best cars for our four-legged friends buff.ly/2vbrN7n

They trashed my train last night. Poor cleaners have their work cut out 😡

No breakfast for me in Ashford Bybrook Barn. 4 minutes too late Caffe Massarella