#LANK

it’s tuesday, 3:51 pm, 76 degrees in norman, and i’m skipping my class to day drink. go ahead and cancel me. #lank #beer

70 degrees in february? #LANK

what has my sweet OU campus become #shrink #MaryKateCornett

Staying at my Jewish buddy’s place and this is the TP situation. Really can’t make this shit up #LarryDavid

Keg urinals? Holy expand #expand

two empty urinals and a lonesome trashcan. full tank of piss. i think you know which one i chose. #expand #typeofmaniam

Time to get uncontrollable boners

2:29 pm and I am watching The Players Cup and listening to Stone Temple Pilots. Anyone have a problem with this? #havingaday #LANK

This is the definition of shrink #interacial

Dates r already acting a fool #liability

“brooooo this nola self timer w my boys is gonna go so hard on the gram” #pleaseshrink

I blinked, now I’m an upperclassman. Yes I will be at every house party. No I don’t give a fuck. Freshmen? #StillWill

what’s a girlfriend? #bapple

long day at corporate. #intern

This is already depressing. Cant wait til my wife is cheating on me with her tennis coach in 15 years while this is happening.

happy father’s day to the dads that didn’t have a gay son. u guys r true warriors. #lank #sorry

Thank God for a successful procedure. Dr. Shin is the GOAT. BOOMER SOONER!!

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