Why must my brother experience this H-E-B

Increasing shareholder value! That return offer can’t come soon enough #internship

We are so back

“Nothing on my end. Thanks.”

Who’s the chick with cannons after that 2 rbi to go up 4 LSU Baseball

It's kind of insane that Peter Griffin has never hosted SNL

yeah bro she’s probably just not using her phone rn for the first time ever in her whole life

A racehorse named Skibidi Rizz is going viral after achieving his first victory

I once got my haircut from a 65 year old black guy in a fedora and I asked him are you on the phone with your wife and he said “ when you’ve had vanilla ice cream for 38 years, you wanna try the other flavors “ and I still think about it to this day

Pedro pascal could rape a chick in public daylight and Hollywood would say “he has anxiety, you wouldn’t understand”

It starts with an H and we all HATE it!

look at this hungover Sunday meal

Can’t wait to repost an Isis beheading on Instagram blackout at 3am

Why does a flat bill make a chick look so lesbian?

Some idiot just drafted Saquon 3rd overall in my fantasy league 😭

This restaurant would be like Mario kart if I drunk drove into it

Hate the mega knight in clash royale more than the people who sunk the titanic, killed jfk , own all the news companies, etc.

“The womp was promised to me 3000 years ago, give it to me”

Give the people what they want