myrrh? i hardly nyrrh

Naz Reid.

So then me and my buddies killed ET with hammers

Mindy Kaling introducing Nancy Pelosi at the DNC: “This woman was doing BRAT before BRAT was BRAT. Ladies and gentlemen, the mother of dragons, Nancy Pelosi!”

another day volunteering at the heraclitus museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can step into the same river twice. buddy, you can't even step into the same river once

@PBSImpulse9 she wanna b a pensacola legend

no one has ever gotten a good night's sleep in this get up. you're looking at a 3 ghost minimum

Hate when you hire a shady mercenary in a tavern by throwing them a leather purse of gold coins they never give you the purse back. Im getting fucking murdered on leather purses here

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

Hawk tuah spit on Moo Deng

Uh oh yall its looking kinda hazy

if i ever found out a mouse lived in my home, and he had a small archway in the wall, and he lived in there with small, real furniture, and he ventured out nightly to get one olive or a small wedge of cheese. i would stop at nothing to end his life. i would spare no expense

No one has ever been dunked on harder than Woody when this dude hit him with the “HOWDY HOWDY HOWDYYYY”

sometimes you gotta put the Marxism down and lib out a little.