being in ur 20’s is like “if i can just get through this week i’ll be ok” but it’s every freaking week

If you woke up today and: -Have a job where you can make money -Have your health -Can call both your parents -Have access to food & water -Can go move your body & sweat It's a good day regardless of what your brain is trying to tell you.

EVIL doesn’t die… it reinvents itself.

in the clerb we all fam 💫

WAR DAMN🦅🧡

today i was at a group meeting and we were asked to share a talent we have. i went first and described "the claw," my ability to reach into my big messy bag and pull out exactly what i want. the girl after me shared that she speaks 10 languages and is now learning her 11th

went to pull out my ID at the bar and they said I didn’t need to

The food scientist at Tostitos who added that lil hint of lime

Your body needs 1000 calories for every hour you are snowed or iced in.

Addicted to staying “stay warm” to every stranger I interact with

New poster for ‘The Devil Wears Prada 2.’

cut the cameras I’m crying my eyes out

this image. this is the one. #SuperBowl

someone genuinely explain to me how this could possibly be considered offensive or divisive to anyone

me for Q tbh #survivor50

i don’t know if this makes sense but the way they’re taking about the bachelorette on this season of the secret lives of mormon wives is the way they talk about nationals on glee