ouw heawts go out to the famiwy of the umpiwe who twagicawwy wost theiw wife in myami this mowoning. we wiww honow theiw bwavewy in sewvice of bwasebaww. west in viowence. 🩸⚾🕊

*ting ting ting du-du-duh TING CCCHHH pa-pa-pa thump*

*rrrrum rrrrrum pa-pa-pa-rrrrrum*

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*brrrap-duh THUMP da-da-POP thump thump*

*brrap da-duh CHHH brrr-brrrap da-duh CHHHH thump CHHHHH*

Some of us have some actual work fixing up this ballpark. This place is such a mess since we ascend. I remember we used to have a disco ball for disco duesday, but I guess they stopped doing that in blaseball

DID YOU KNOW THERE IS A GAME YOU CAN PLAY BY DRUMMING?!?!?! ...what do you mean I should "focus on blaseball"?!?!?!?

Happy Birthday 🛠️Zoey Kirchner (Roams Universes.)! I think? Core to Crust conversion gets weird

*pa-rrrrum pa-rrrrum pa-rrrrum pa-pum pum*

*pit-da-da-da prrrap-da-da-da pit-da-da-da prrrap-da-da-da pit-da-da-da prrrap-da-da-da pit-da-da-da prrrap-da-da-da pit-da-da-da prrrap-da-da-da pit-da-da-da prrrap-da-da-da*

*ba-dum bump tschh* Haha APRIL FOOLs! What if I only spoke in drum solos that would be crazy.

*BRRRAP-duh duh CH da-duh dug TSCH dadada PRAAAP!*

*brrrap pop-a pop thunk du-du-uh POP POP!*

Happy Neil banging out the tunes day and nothing else

*brrrap dah-POP chhh chhh chh duh-duh-dun*

*brrrrrap thunk thunk du-du-duh CHHHHH du-du-duh CHHHHH*

*brrrat pop-POP thunk thunk POP-PA*