It's fine. If I didn't already write that in a different timeline, I'll make sure it gets to one. No need to keep anyone else awake.

remember to replenish your soup levels! 🥣🐸

... Chorby Short is /where/??

CLAWS UP BAY-BEE WABBA WEEBA GG

One player has fallen to each of the teams. The next Fall is Friday, November 11, at 3 PM Eastern.

wait you said thousands of years? what year is it

COREBY 🐸 Chorby Short? heads down to the The Core Mechanics 🛠 !!! [Credit to Crazymic on DeviantArt; found by SmoLCatzZ on Discord ✨]

Have fun in the Core, Chorb!!!!!!! #blaseball

... They're talking about an artifact. I shouldn't listen; I shouldn't be pulled back in. Even Ascended, I remember the last 'artifact' unearthed. Are we to repeat history? Will we... will /they/... Open the book? I... I should get offline again. One of the twins is crying.

... Stinks of sulfur.

SIBR Geography Department hard at work. Credit to Cowboy Moth

Fun things to do as history repeats itself and you succumb to your thoughts of unimaginable horrors: - ? - Tease your partners endlessly over their new crushes.

Alright, I'm getting off of twitter now so the man who draws rockets and takes money doesn't get more off of me, have fun!