These should be banned nationwide

Serving shrimp with the tail still on when it’s already mixed into something (pasta, rice, etc) is insane.

“Worm Regards”

Wasn’t ready to cry over this 🥺

Lightning and Hurricanes postponed by lightning and hurricanes

donkey

This would’ve gone platinum on tumblr

God forbid a woman has hobbies

How did we all, collectively, decide to disrupt our circadian rhythms at precisely the moment we’re trying to decide what to do for the next four years?

this is my electoral map prediction for tuesday because this country is COOKED

I made a sticker you can wear tomorrow.

I want him to tally the votes for the whole country

my bad

pasta is my favorite antidepressant

Sorry I can’t make it, it’s dark by 6pm and I have an astigmatism and also I don’t want to.

if you eat 50 Reese's trees that's 200 grams of protein. It's not difficult to get more protein in your diet.

this is the best day on twitter since a submarine exploded