My TikTok reposts are so unhinged but funny af

Example: I went to Nodak 🤠💅🏼🦆

The legacy media lied to you

PSA: I fits 🤠

GOOOOOOD MORNING COJO NATION!!!! 🤠🤠🤠

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It’s always “that part” And never “and that’s the bottom line bc stone cold said so”

Feeling v ~Texan~

PSA my highbeams aren’t on IF MY FOG LIGHTS ARE ON 😀😀😀😀😀

Me: I’m just sitting here watching my stories Him: oh like Snapchat? Me: no… our age gap is showing… like Young and the Restless…

I like direct deposit

“what are you doing on valentine’s day?” me as fuck:

I quit my job today soooo pls retweet this so I can get 5M views & finally make money on this app, thanks in advance🙂

otw to Chili's Grill & Bar, anybody want anything?

My ig explore page got me feeling like I am no better than and man… and I need more tattoos 🙃

#NASCAR

900+ HP NASCAR Cup cars SCREAMING as they rip around Texas Motor Speedway in 2008

my personal hell is getting too excited for something and it doesn’t work out

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