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kelp strong

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calendar_today28-03-2009 01:42:38

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christmas is in a month and i’m 100% done my xmas shopping. that shit is a lot easier not having a bf and a second whole family to shop for. being single isn’t half bad over the holidays haha

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a 10 year old told me today to sleep with a spoon under my pillow so it’s a snow day tomorrow so you best believe i’m going to sleep with a mother fucken spoon 🥄

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being treated like a queen now is honestly the best feeling i have ever felt and i will NEVER again settle for anything less. do un to others as you would have done to yourself is a biggie

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just woke up to him bringing me a muffin on his ride by to put in my car so i don’t have to make breakfast for my drive to work 😍 is this real life

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this morning i got woke up at 445 to whip yelling “i’ll beat the piss out of you, my girlfriend is tough as shit” hahaha what u dreamin about tough guy?

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15 hour days aren’t half bad when the little boy you nanny says “if there was a world record for best nanny you would win it for sure!” 🥺🤍

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haven’t got my period in almost 2 years but i’m still that person who carries supplies just in case someone somewhere ever needs them lmfao why am i like this

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gets all cute n dressed up for date night BUT has wet hair bc i decided to work out before and my hair is always natural 🙃🙃 hi yes it’s me, the drowned rat you date