I’m so happy love island over y’all could finally shut the fuck up

i lied there’s no sex can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress

hello ????

hey there's gonna be hot summer nights mid July soon and I was wondering if you were interested in getting forever wild with me

The ancient texts

a poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me

being an eldest daughter looking at a track five by taylor swift titled eldest daughter

Kelce said paper ring my ass queen

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USPS tracking: Step 1: we don't think it exists Step 2: delivered

seeing male ass crack genuinely infuriates me

As a woman working in healthcare, here's some advice... You better find a mf that love you fr fr.

Instagram be beggin me to download Threads, IM NOT!

Canadian weather broke my brain cuz why does 4 degrees Celsius feel like summer rn

"let her cook" except it's me and my heated blanket turned up to the highest setting

The first poster for Scary Movie 6 has been released.