I've never sen anything more accurate

Weirded out by homes with no pets. Like where is your creature

LOL instagram.com/reel/DWfUFqDCS…

RT if you miss having a President with a functioning brain.

Can’t believe I’m paying over $4 a gallon for gas because the president is a pedophile

Only YOU can prevent forest fires, because he's dismantling the United States Forest Service

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

Because some people don’t use their religions as an excuse to be hateful

Being judged by people I never want to be like.... I must be doing something right

Being in your 30s is crazy because every age group wants to fuck you AND wants you to take them seriously

Ya'll ever notice the reason is never that shit cost too much and people are losing jobs every day now?

When the thing that sounds kinda good on the Mexican restaurant menu is called “The Gringo” :/

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so that people think you’re an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life

Fuck sex, let's sit on the bed and figure out why you've been lying since I met you

I miss the days when I didn’t know who the FBI Director was because they weren’t chasing clout and did their fucking job.

people with good aura stop aging after 26

people with good aura have no prime they evolve till they die

If imprisoning every person in the Epstein Files will cause global collapse, then we just start over without those pedophiles

huge untapped market for men who are normal