Me

Happy 6 month anniversary to the “14 days and we’ll flatten the curve”

water is like the oldest beverage ever and somehow has no nickname. no one is ever like "sure could go for a cup of that clear" or whatever. huge oversight imo

The books being banned in schools include writings about dystopian societies, overthrowing oligarchy, embracing love from all places, confronting racism, oppression of our native people, and the impact of not protecting our environment.. Does this not trigger alarms for people?

Took a pic of the cat lookin out the window and accidentally turned him into some sort of god.

can’t believe trump tested positive for covid when all he had to do was not get tested and then he simply wouldn’t have it

Total time a fly sat on Mike Pence's head: two minutes

how it started: how it ended: a kiss like this

I just want to bring some color into people’s lives

Want to win 🧦Socks. For Life. 🧦from Darn Tough Vermont? Seriously, they really are that good 👉 #MadeInUSA #LifetimeGuarantee swee.ps/WSSat_fbakdGb

not you tweeting this from the bottom of the pyramid

So ridiculous. Donald must work on his Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Donald, Chill!

A whole year of waiting for the right moment. Glorious.

this is where I get to cook everyday 🤭🌿🥰👩🏽‍🍳

Iceland Blues

Oh this? Just Olympic champ Tom Daley knitting in the stands while watching the diving. 🧶