soak it in 🤘 #HookEm

Such an honor to watch Bijan play in DKR

Lord give me just an ounce of a male cardiologists’ confidence

me after writing one sentence in my journal

Sad to report that if you just get up and start doing things, they get done. There should be a better way though.

my favorite part of the day is when no one around me is making any noise.

i’m jealous of people who fall asleep fast, like dang so nothings on your mind lol

Don’t watch the debates if you’re one of those people who gets really sad when you see an elderly person eating soup alone at a restaurant.

kamala hitting send tweet:

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to take PTO

We weren't made to endure this level of inflation, either. We weren't made to pay taxes on unrealized capital gains on our assets, either. We weren't made to vote for a candidate that wasn't elected by the people, either.

this is genuinely one of the funniest things ive ever seen

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Let’s go, America!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Vote for Donald J. Trump or the Dems will legalize so many illegals in swing states that this will be the last real election in America. @JoeRogan agrees.

Congratulations Donald J. Trump on your historic victory. Let’s bring the country together and Make America Healthy Again!

Kamala didn’t lose because she’s a woman or black. She lost because she was a dogshit candidate that wasn’t voted to be there in the first place.

All actions of the Department of Government Efficiency will be posted online for maximum transparency. Anytime the public thinks we are cutting something important or not cutting something wasteful, just let us know! We will also have a leaderboard for most insanely dumb

I am thrilled to announce Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as The United States Secretary of Health and Human Services (HHS). For too long, Americans have been crushed by the industrial food complex and drug companies who have engaged in deception, misinformation, and disinformation when it

The return of a tradition. It's an all-orange Tower whenever UT Austin wins over Texas A&M. Beat Georgia! 🤘