reminiscing on when I dressed up as Sarah Palin in 3rd grade <3

McGraw-Hill gotta be overwhelmed making these new history books

A Frat kid asking “who do you know here” would of kept out the protestors better.

I would love to see the fight between my anxiety and the 10mg of melatonin that takes place in my body every night

I refuse to have ipad children

Me I do

i made one

if I could mentally be anywhere at all times it would be this: freshman year. house party. mo bamba starts to play.

severe anxiety = being funny and I stand by that

Where is Joe?

Horns Down

Vivek Ramaswamy—a 37 y/o entrepreneur unknown to most voters a month ago and still with relatively low name ID—is currently polling fourth in the GOP primary and at least 100% higher than the rest of the field, ahead of four governors and a sitting senator. Pretty wild...

I haven’t tweeted since 2021 but just wanted to pop in and say I’d give Donald J. a smooch if given the opportunity

Trace Ford Bedlam highlights

Import the Third World, become the Third World. That’s what we just saw. This won’t stop Trump. He’ll win the election if he’s not killed first. But it does mark the end of the fairest justice system in the world. Anyone who defends this verdict is a danger to you and your

The new Democrat strategy: lie about the GOP’s platform & hope that voters fall for it.

The left keeps lying and saying Trump wants to ban abortion Here is Trump clearly saying he won’t ban abortion and believes in exceptions Don’t let them lie to you

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