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Michael Knowles

@michaeljknowles

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Seriously though, consenting adults have every right to do whatever they want, so long as it accords with the natural law and conduces to the common good.

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Definitely borrowing that for the show on Monday. Please feel free to send any and all other puns for consideration.

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Crying victim as a member of a legally protected class. It seems absurd, but there’s a non-zero chance he gets some kind of payout.

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The issue isn’t who one loves—we’re called to love everyone—but rather how one loves. Contrary to popular bumper stickers, there are different kinds of love as well as right and wrong ways to love.

(E.g., you love your wife and your dog but, one hopes, not in the same way.)

The issue isn’t who one loves—we’re called to love everyone—but rather how one loves. Contrary to popular bumper stickers, there are different kinds of love as well as right and wrong ways to love. (E.g., you love your wife and your dog but, one hopes, not in the same way.)
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Americans:

“Can you guys please just represent us and secure our border? Please stop spending billions on foreign wars, spying on us, and raiding the treasury and printing money we don’t have!”

The Senate:

“Best we can do is start a gay porn studio…”

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