Ayobami 20 kids do not play for 20 years or however they say it

God abeg

It's easy in 2026 to look back at the NFT trend and say it was stupid But it was also easy in 2021 to look at it and say it was stupid

I lose my entire mind when im in love fr fr so it gotta be worth it

“You are going to be fine” A dismissive, nonchalant phrase.

Not being crazy anymore is so funny bc I still get all the same thoughts I just have self control now lol

Getting hit on at work is so interesting to me. What do you see in me?? I’m at my worst 😭

True one time i fell in love with someone just because he asked me so many questions about me

Expressing the full weight of my feelings… and watching them land where depth doesn’t exist. 🥴

5.🪐 you have set yourself up for a rom com... please live it

chicken was always going to be food, you don’t get a name that oddly resembles kitchen and go uncooked.

why do i not actually know anybody who watches streamers but yet streamers have so many viewers? what is their demographic!?

The confusion that comes with being an adult in Nigeria is just insane. You’re caught inbetween leaving the country,starting a business, going for your masters,applying to new jobs,writing exams or taking courses. God really needs to help us.

how is it that i make the most interesting meals when i have nothing at home and have to gather all the scraps i can find in the kitchen? they turn out so so so good! multiple times so it’s not a fluke. why is this?

Protein and calcium are disappearing from Nigerian diets. 39 million Nigerians are undernourished. 49 million face severe food insecurity. 1 in 3 children risk protein deficiency. This is malnutrition by design.

I consider big corporates doing “walk for cancer” and the likes a joke. Because frankly, it’s a waste of everyone’s time. Including your staff who are under the sun, trekking for miles in your branded T-shirt. You could literally fund chemotherapy for 50 patients You could

Sometimes you just need a Saturday to sleep all day and do absolutely nothing else.

You can just take a picture of a tortoise and say it’s 192 years old. Nobody checks that shit.

(Hasn’t won a single one)well, you can’t win them all