Kelsostoopid
@kellynips
They/she.
Lover of roast dinners, travel, doing the robot, wine, bad daytime TV, pizza.
Hater of haters, baked beans, finger toes, cold weather, daddy long legs
ID: 344658553
29-07-2011 11:40:47
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79 Followers
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Sky News
@skynews
The full story, first. Free, wherever you get your news @skynewsbreak for breaking news. Live on the Sky News app: onelink.to/skynews
Joe Lycett
@joelycett
I am the comedian formerly known as Hugo Boss. Joe Lycett’s Art Hole is out now.
Kelly Kapoor
@iamkellyfierce
Kelly Fierce, just the girl next door that's super hot, totally a diva, and super hot.
Alex Horne
@alexhorne
Will tell you about things I do here: Taskmaster Universe, Horne Section nonsense, occasional other stuff.
Matt Stopera
@mattstopera
MTV came to my house when I was 14: youtu.be/YZPq3WbQdD0
Bedford Esquires
@bedfordesquires
Totally independent Grassroots Music Venue for 35 years, hosting the likes of Coldplay, Muse, Lizzo, Idles etc. #bedfordisntshit
Boomtown Festival
@boomtownfair
BANG GOES NORMAL!💥 A music festival, but not as you know it. 🎟️ Tickets on sale now
Kim Kardashian
@kimkardashian
@SKIMS
Derren Brown
@derrenbrown
Prince of Eternia and Defender of the Secrets of Castle Grayskull. Dislikes mushrooms.
Asim Chaudhry
@asimc86
Humble Genius. @CHABUDDYGEEZY Insta: instagram.com/asimc Agent: [email protected]
Ryan Howard
@very_angelic
Been there. Done that. What else you got?
Bear Grylls OBE
@beargrylls
TV: Running Wild / You Vs Wild @thebgadventure @becomingxteam @bgsurvival @bemilitaryfit @gonewildfest Chief @worldscouting Hon Colonel @royalmarines
Eventim Apollo
@eventimapollo
Eventim Apollo. Live music and comedy venue in Hammersmith, London, UK. Capacity: 3,600 seated / 5,000 standing.
Erin Hannon
@iamerinhannon
Erin Hannon, just a regular girl who's super friendly, totally happy, and super excited!
Louis Theroux
@louistheroux
I am involved in the making of documentaries. Warning: Some tweets may contain irony.
Jeremy Corbyn
@jeremycorbyn
Independent MP for Islington North
London Luton Airport
@ldnlutonairport
London's simplest and friendliest airport ✈️ ACI Best European Airport 2024 (10-25m)🥇 We're online Mon-Fri 9am-5pm. For general enquiries email [email protected]
Creed Bratton
@streetcreed
What did you say your credit card number was again?
Scott Rogowsky
@scottrogowsky
Host with the Challah French Toast 🎙 rogosmodern.life ✍️ playsavvy.live 💫 @quizdaddys 👕
Anonymous
@youranoncentral
Actions Not Nouns. All that exists is interaction. #Anonymous #BindingChaos Follow us on Bluesky bsky.app/profile/youran…
Jack.
@justjackmonroe
jackmonroe.bsky.social
Happy Shark Comedy
@happyshark23
Comedy Promoter. Mainly @the_bear_club in Luton where we've hosted the likes of Ross Noble, James Acaster and Sara Pascoe. Sometimes we do a bit of music too.
Tamal Ray
@drraybakes
Presenter on Channel 4's Live Well For Longer, Food Columnist for the Guardian: Feast magazine, GBBO Finalist 2015, NHS doctor. Contact: [email protected]
Sam Tyrrell
@samtyrrell36
Drummer, complainist and fighter of the Nightman
Lady Dinah's Cats
@ladydinahscats
London's first #Cat Cafe for kitty-bereft city dwellers & visitors! **Bookings Advised** ladydinahs.com/bookings *Age restriction: 12+ only*
Rachel Hopkins MP
@rach_hopkins
Labour Member of Parliament for Luton South & South Bedfordshire 🌹 [email protected]
The Bear Club
@the_bear_club
We can now be found and followed on Bluesky @thebearclubluton and on facebook and instagram thebearclubluton all enquiries please email [email protected]
We Want Plates 🍽
@wewantplates
The global crusade against serving food on bits of wood and roof slates, chips in mugs and jam-jar drinks. Buy the book: amzn.to/2yVLIdT
Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾
@kathyburke
Burkey with the good hair. My woke take brings all the c*n*s to the yard. pic by Nancy fancy pants. work enquires: [email protected]
Fesshole🧻
@fesshole
Confess your sins anon - will the internet absolve you? 👖 Sponsored by @hebtroco - buy their lovely trousers 🩳 LIVE TICKETS bit.ly/FessholeLiveSh…
Yvie Oddly (blue checkmark)
@oddlyyvie
📚📚📚📚📚 All About Yvie 📚📚📚📚📚 Bookings/Inquiries: [email protected]
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
@offmenuofficial
Ed Gamble and James Acaster invite special guests into their magical restaurant to choose their dream menu. A @plosiveprods podcast.
Amy Nicholls
@amynichollsltn
Luton Labour Councillor. Likes ≠ endorsement🌹she/her/hers 🏳️🌈 Promoted by and on behalf of Amy Nicholls at 3 Union St, Luton LU1 3AN
No Context Off Menu
@nocontxtoffmenu
No Contexting every episode since 2019
Sweary Bercow
@bercowsweary
Former Speaker of the House of Fucking Commons. Parody, obvs.
LizaMinnelliOutlives
@lizaoutlives
The legendary Liza Minnelli will outlive us all.
Poo Crave
@poo_crave
Spinning in a whirlwind of pop parody chaos & craving those cunty retweets! Plop into #PooCrave for all things tea, drama and social media. 🌈 🎶
No Context Brits
@nocontextbrits
A mordant celebration of British mediocrity according to the Washington Post. Contains sarcasm, irony and context. Submissions and requests via DM.
Nick Marxx | Voted #1 POV Content in USA🇺🇸
@nickmarxxpov
🎥 6’5 POV Creator | 🚀100K+ Subscribers on OF | 🏆4K Top-Tier Pro+Amateur Content Guaranteed | 🌶️ 650+ Scenes, Lives, Dates, Babes, Hotwifes👇FREE 2 Subscribe
MAFS Shiteposting
@mafsshitposting
A load of nonsense about whatever series of Married At First Sight is on. Powered by the same crap algorithms as @fuzzytellybox #MAFS #MAFSUK #mafsau #mafsaus
Where Is Lorraine?
@lorrainekwatch
The self-appointed attendance officer of daytime TV. Satire account tracking Lorraine Kelly’s attendance. Watch #Lorraine at 9am on ITV, STV and UTV.
Pop Crave
@popcrave
Craving Pop Culture.
James Fridman
@fjamie013
Do not submit any personal photos that you do not want to be made public. Terms and conditions apply. jamesfridman.com/termsandcondit…
Yan Tsou
@yannybakes
Geeky scientist and GBBO Baker 2017 Contact : [email protected]
Camilla Thurlow
@camillathurlow
IMAS Level 3 EOD Qualified | 'Not The Type' published 20th August 2020 - link to order below [email protected]
Sophie Anderson
@sophieaslut
🌏THE FXXKING EXPLORERS🌏Director/producer.Singer/songwriter. Actress/comedian.Owner of FXXKING PRODUCTIONS. FREE FAN PAGE! [email protected]
HQ Trivia
@hqtrivia
🧠 ⏸️
Liam Charles
@liamcbakes
It must be nice 🍰
Feminist Proper Gander
@dappergander
The dapperest of ducks. I mock and I know things. QAnon analysis featured in Vice, Newsweek, Daily Mail, CBS News. Find me on Bluesky & Mastodon (@journa.host)