Told my local medical centre I was going in to hospital for chemo tomorrow and would like an appointment before I do. “Can you come in at 8.30?” “I can’t make that, sorry.” “Well, when CAN you make it?” They must have misheard ‘chemo’ and thought I said “for a fucking laugh”

Co-op Funeralcare food & fun for families helping out today with Holy Trinity’s Revd Tina Upton #communityspirit Holy Trinity Blacon Samantha Hartland Dan Stevenson

Hoole Coop funeracare arranger Jill giving a helping hand today at Hoole Senior Christmas lunch #beingcoop HooleCommunityCentre Co-op Funeralcare Samantha Hartland Dan Stevenson

Hi Premier Inn does Old Street London City premier inn ever answer their phone…? Needing to discuss a booking. Have already emailed, no response…

@BeckiA10 Was lovely to see you today! (don't drive next time so we can get merry!)xx

I remember the kids who refused to read in my school. What book was used to turn them around? Silas fucking Marner.

I remember the kids who refused to read in my school. What book was used to turn them around? Silas fucking Marner.(Graham Linehan) TurvDog