A keg but for white claws

learn my fucking love language dumbass

just took a DNA test turns out you’re not supposed to cry everyday

you’re not a bad bitch unless you cry on your birthday every year

”I LITERALLY love football! And teams. Every one of them! They are all wonderful! Go teams!” -Chris Traeger

My three quarantine moods

*in a few months* waiter/waitress: do you need another minute? me: “no i’ve been thinking about this since march 10th”

I wish girls had something like the xbox (but not xbox) that we can play for 12 hours straight and talk to eachother on and ignore the boys and thrive in isolation together

that first hug after quarantine is gonna hit different

Unfortunately the stuff I ordered online did not bring me happiness but I will be conducting the experiment three to four more times just to make sure

This the same daylight savings we have every year?