i really don’t think we have time for this right now

I'm SUING LMFAOOOOOOOO

Unbelievably real

if you don’t pick D i fundamentally don’t trust you

phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

Me losing all my humour and social skills the minute someone I don't know joins the conversation

things in my circus: - my monkeys - a tamed lion that does not concern himself - an elephant in the room - 1 clown (me)

we should all be questioning exactly how involved joe alwyn was in writing folklore and evermore because im starting to think it was more than originally stated

“why is it 90 degrees in october?” bc you can’t make your grocery list without using chatgpt.

cortis is bts if they started out w money and human rights

there has been a british voice in my head saying “bit sad innit” for the past few weeks.

what you think matters in a career: - working hard - showing up early - keeping a long-term view what ACTUALLY matters: - hopping on a quick call - how many quick calls you hopped on - how fast you were able to hop on a quick call

aloof wife autumn

Little colorful flecks in tweed are some of the loveliest little details

“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.

it was a tough year but at least, i did not buy a labubu

santa’s off his meds so he’s actually checking the list over and over this year. he’s turning the sleigh around because he thinks he left the stove on

We are the granddaughters of the grandmas you couldn’t run over with reindeers