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kellie

@kelliegonzo

let's sit crooked and talk straight 🐊 she/her

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One of the bands my work is hosting for our big annual concert fundraiser had their manager call and ask about the #mormoncricket sitch. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Don’t be scared big famous rock stars!

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This might be the most parks & rec Pawnee-esque headline I’ve ever seen in my town’s newspaper 💀 #mormoncrickets

This might be the most parks & rec Pawnee-esque headline I’ve ever seen in my town’s newspaper 💀 #mormoncrickets
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Just literally squealed with joy and clapped my hands as our new cash counting machine was delivered. Who am I. #imanaccountant

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I’ve realized I really like hijacking movies/tv shows. Bus, train, plane, cruise ship, anything goes 😂 Anyway the #Hijack show on Apple TV is very good.

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Why do people think it’s ok to bring a 6 month old to a rock concert? 🤦🏻‍♀️ And I’m talking about people who would never even think of giving them ear protection.

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Sitting in my brow gal’s studio waiting for my appt and ‘how great thou art’ comes on her stereo. A country version.

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Loved the Barbie movie. Most of the theater was adult women wearing pink. 🩷 Felt like we all belonged to a fun club. Laughed so much. My sister’s wife hated it so I enjoyed it even more 🤣

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Protein coffee is the most recent “will this change my life?” discovery I’ve been trying. So far, excellent results. #proffee

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I was locked out of my account for a few days. Joined threads. It’s more peaceful there. But I do not Twitter for peace 🤡

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Sometimes I’ll run into a friend’s husband and think to myself, “bro you have no idea how hard I’ve worked to help save your marriage.”

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Join me in raising money for SWAN of Orlando via The Nonprofit Industrial Complex Inc! via Givebutter givebutter.com/saveOWC #NoMoreClosedClinics