You can still be mysterious after over sharing cause in that moment everyone is thinking “why would she say that”

black mirror not hitting like it used to, but i think it’s because society is crumbling and it’s not fiction no more

One of the bands my work is hosting for our big annual concert fundraiser had their manager call and ask about the #mormoncricket sitch. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Don’t be scared big famous rock stars!

This might be the most parks & rec Pawnee-esque headline I’ve ever seen in my town’s newspaper 💀 #mormoncrickets

Just literally squealed with joy and clapped my hands as our new cash counting machine was delivered. Who am I. #imanaccountant

wish there was a daily rate limit on my thoughts

I’ve realized I really like hijacking movies/tv shows. Bus, train, plane, cruise ship, anything goes 😂 Anyway the #Hijack show on Apple TV is very good.

Why do people think it’s ok to bring a 6 month old to a rock concert? 🤦🏻‍♀️ And I’m talking about people who would never even think of giving them ear protection.

Sitting in my brow gal’s studio waiting for my appt and ‘how great thou art’ comes on her stereo. A country version.

The amount of bare feet at Usana amphitheater is ✨a s t o u n d i n g ✨ 😬

Loved the Barbie movie. Most of the theater was adult women wearing pink. 🩷 Felt like we all belonged to a fun club. Laughed so much. My sister’s wife hated it so I enjoyed it even more 🤣

Protein coffee is the most recent “will this change my life?” discovery I’ve been trying. So far, excellent results. #proffee

I was locked out of my account for a few days. Joined threads. It’s more peaceful there. But I do not Twitter for peace 🤡

Sometimes I’ll run into a friend’s husband and think to myself, “bro you have no idea how hard I’ve worked to help save your marriage.”

You should be able to get your money back for food that you didn’t like 😒

Join me in raising money for SWAN of Orlando via The Nonprofit Industrial Complex Inc! via Givebutter givebutter.com/saveOWC #NoMoreClosedClinics