oh shit the guy who got cut trying out for varsity his senior year has something to say about the most decorated gymnast of all time. everyone gather around to listen

Didn’t know how drunk it’d take me to fall on stage. Found that drunk tonight. Iowa beware.

Can somebody send me a care package but the care package is a shipment of ropes from NRS?💘💘💘

good morning. fuck colombus.

#NewProfilePic

Unpopular opinion: ham and turkey suck, prime rib is the only way to go

I hope when you throw dirt on my name you tell them about the hell you put me through too.

someday I hope I can look back and appreciate the pain

Are there any cowboys out there that don’t cheat, don’t do hard drugs and aren’t a narcissist? No? Okay lol

“Abortion is murder” That nigga is the size of a Mike and Ike LMAO

we in a RECESSION and they worried about our COOCHIE thats crazy

RIP queen i loved bohemian rhapsody 😔💔

why everyone saying "rip queen" im still alive ??

it won’t

when another bad thing happens in ur life but ur used to it

the feminine urge to put nair in his shampoo

happy vape breaks in the bathroom season everyone

The only reason my birthday is my favorite day of the year is because I’m an attention whore