mhm

Buy her turquoise jewelry and call her pretty, it’s all so simple

i don’t give up on someone easily.

me waiting for the bartender to look at me so i can order my drink

Twitta hasn’t seen it

This weeks office viewsss

nothing scarier than a man that need his ego fed by a bunch of random bitches

me on october 31 me on november 1

Big fan of pretty palomino’s

So real

“Let’s go out tonight, nothing crazy, just a few beers.” Me at 4 am

i want an old school type relationship, not this new age bull shit.

Men will never understand how wholesome nights out with the girls are

if you enter and share this you get double the amount of tickets you bought! Heck of an opportunity to win something awesome as well as support my small business

how boring your childhood must be if you don't have one of these

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult:

“do you remember?” me:

melatonin is crazy cause it’s like yea you can get to sleep but you gotta speak to demons once you’re there