I assume Kalshi already has a betting market on the number of minutes until Trump says that someone "Died like a dog"

Yikes 😳

I guess Pam Bondi can make updating people on the status of the Dow her full-time job now

Anybody checked in on the Flat Earthers today? 🌎

This week's story on Auditory Anthology is The Monster Maker by Ray Bradbury. Two astronauts crash land on a planet filled with monsters... but only if you believe in them. Listen to the whole story: dwarf.ly/EuykwkEGXP

He is Risen!

In honor of Artemis II, I'm re-watching the HBO series From The Earth to the Moon. In the Tom Hanks intro for Ep 7 on Apollo 12 he says "The great adventure of going to the Moon may not happen again in our lifetime." I'm glad that one didn't age well.

We're going farther than ever before 🚀 Today, the Artemis II crew will break the record for how far humans have traveled from Earth as they fly around the far side of the Moon. Coverage begins at 1 p.m. EDT (1700 UTC). Watch Artemis II make history:

How amazing is this? Jim Lovell recorded a message for the Artemis II crew and it was part of the wake up message this morning. Lovell passed away in August

WATCH: Message from the Artemis II crew as Orion spacecraft temporarily loses radio contact behind the far side of the moon “To all of you down there, on Earth, and around Earth, we love you, from the moon”

Everybody remember to get your taxes filed, so you won't be charged with Tax Avoision

This week's story on Auditory Anthology is "Man of Distinction" by Frederick Brown. Al Hanley's drunken antics take an unexpected turn, leading to humanity's salvation from aliens. Listen to the whole story: dwarf.ly/OwBG7X

In honor of #EarthDay I'm watching such nature films as "Earwigs: Ewww" and "Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory"

i can still live another 50 years if Mike Pence has the courage

The absolute marvel of the human skeletal system that it can hold up this much disingenuous smugness in a bipedal package

This week's story on Auditory Anthology is The Men Return by Jack Vance. In a psychedelic wasteland where the laws of cause and effect have dissolved into non-causality, the last "sane" humans must scavenge for survival. Listen to the whole story: dwarf.ly/JQM2NAoIVM

It seems a little weird that Lockheed Martin has a sign at the Texas Rangers ballpark. Does Lockheed think a person might see the sign and remember they need to pick up a THAAD missile on the way home?