thte international space station is visible from earth at the following times: Nerd Time

Seeking shelter is a baller way to increase odds of survival

getting a panic attack at the beach and having to picture a different beach to calm down

A cheese stick that’s roughly body temperature and when you eat it it almost feels like a part of you being absorbed back into yourself

My toddler is obsessed with the concept of dungeons. She thinks dungeons are like a standard thing available in most buildings

Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

His name is actually Kris-Kris Tofferson

my boss is pretending to fire me so I can go off the books and fight a shadow war against our customers unencumbered by the bleeding hearts in HR

My buddies and i are looking up each other's names in the dictionary and screaming laughing 🤣 none of our names are in there but it's still funny

Camus was a real one

If Biden were any fun he'd do the next debate by just ringing bells like Hector Salamanca

they revoked my conductor's license and now my orchestra doesn't listen to me, they're playing their own notes and ignoring my wild gesticulating

Oof that hurt

I wish there were technology that let you pay based on salary. Like this coffee is $2 for me and $20,000 for a Kardashian.

octopus' garden...good song

I'm married to the hustle, what a wife #2themoon

I painted Back up Terry the legend.

I know the paper towels hate to see me coming in the kitchen.

I miss my wife bro