Probably the best thing you'll see today. In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world. The results 🧵 1/22

In ONE week, America.

I do not know who needs to hear this today, but YOU CAN DO THIS!

I hope they do manage to ban social media for kids under 18 so I can be part of a special class of people who got exposed to it as a child like the people who grew up with leaded gasoline.

if you’re not getting around on the puppy-mobile then what’s the point #TearsOfTheKingdom #Zelda

This is sending me 😭

time to “cook dinner” or as i like to call it “wash my hands 75 times”

Babe wake up, new unit of measure just dropped

“That guys doing backflips and I’m in HR” #TheBachelorette #Bachelorette

Just delivered an absolute fire joke in the work teams chat. I consider this to be the corporate version of a standing ovation

Always crazy to see their legs

the Supreme Court is banned from Ba Sing Se.

🧵 Almost 2 decades ago, I was at an evangelical youth group in the summer. A random teenage boy approached me and told me he would appreciate if I dressed differently at church. I was wearing a spaghetti strap knee length dress. I used to be mad at him. Now I feel bad for him/1