instagram only letting you do five hashtags is criminal

“did you watch the grammys” no i don’t care about rich people and the fake awards they give each other

this is exactly what being in management is like

a very common misconception is that the space between the cats ears is where the brain goes. this is actually wrong. that’s where the kisses go.

i wish there was a way to quit vaping that would allow me to still vape regularly

my unpaid bills watching me spend $50 on indian food for just myself

my tweets consistently hit five views and get zero likes i’m just doing this for the love of the game

watched neon genesis evangelism for the first time and i can’t stop thinking about it

Oh my god. They did it.

duuuude i led my horse to water and this motherfucker will notttt drink 🤦‍♀️

i love being in my room. i’m the mayor in there

turning 25 in a month…. I’m gonna be sick ……

pushing 25 and still not normal abt miraculous

“opened up” and “talked about my feelings” and it “worked” and now i “feel better”

anyway I’m manifesting that when i say “text me when ur home” he texts me and then walks through my front door

who am i even talking to when i tweet. no one sees these.