Tonight! Dinner debacle! ⁦⁦everythingstrash⁩ ⁦Freeform⁩. Stream on ⁦Hulu⁩ tomorrow. Expert hilarious guest star turns from ⁦June Diane Raphael⁩, ⁦Chris Gethard⁩ ⁦Dara Katz⁩ ⁦⁦Michael Torpey⁩ and of course Brandon Jay McLaren

White Lotus and Glass Onion are the…same?

I wrote the impact Judy Blume had on me. It all started w Ralph. purewow.com/books/judy-blu…

I need a Last Dance season 2 about Larsa Pippen dating Michael Jordan’s son.

Coming to terms with the fact that Paul T Goldman will get to develop and produce more pilots than I’ll ever get to.

I need a JLo/Ben Affleck love story biopic starring JLo/Ben Affleck.

My husband asked to borrow my phone, and I let him. And for those 3 minutes I got so much shit done. Idk. Happy to have it back tho!!!

How do I ever tell my children how much improv I did?

You cannot convince me these people with the same face aren’t siblings.

Elizabeth Banks was like I’m just not gonna test today.

This dress is everything everywhere all at once

If all QUIET wins sound…

BREAKING: Highland Park HS on lockdown “due to a report of a student potentially in possession of a gun.” This is according to the City of Highland Park. I saw officers running in with long guns and shields. Parents are on campus trying to find out more. (ABC 7 Chicago)

In Highland Park, students planned a walkout to protest gun violence in solidarity with Nashville for this morning, only to immediately have to go into lockdown about a potential shooter inside the building. It's only been 9 months since the shooting at our July 4 parade #ENOUGH

#HighlandPark #EndGunViolence #BanAssaultRifles #FuckYourSecondAmendmentRights my kid has a right to LIVE!!!!!

People who’ve never watched a single ep of VPR mansplaining Scandoval it’s like, respect my culture!

Raquel’s thong outfit might be a bigger crime than the affair #pumprules

Get Raquel cam on Harbaugh’s trailer