It's gonna be hard to explain to my grandkids someday that our elected government killed a bunch of school girls to aid in the cover up of the abuse of a bunch of school girls.

Worst thing social media ever did was convince dumb people their opinions mattered.

At the end of the day, it’s just bad people being supported by stupid people. The whole world is suffering because someone turned “why isn’t there a WHITE history month?!” into a political party.

Ondřej Satoria, a Czech electrical worker, received a standing ovation at the Tokyo Dome after throwing over 4 scoreless innings against Japan 🙌 This was the final WBC game of his career 🥹 (via @wbcbaseball)

Need this @ Jax 🤣🤣🤣

Imagine explaining to future generations that the world spiraled into utter chaos because an old, demented pedophile bombed Iran at the direction of his son-in-law. Historians are gonna think we made this shit up.

At the end of the Roman Empire it continually lost battles and wars despite having the 'largest most advanced army in the world'. It was also led by morons.

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by

Guy who got famous for carrying his corgi in a dog backpack is now helping rescue dogs get adopted by carrying them in a dog backpack!

Pretty sure I know more about theology than JD Vance, and I'm an atheist.

Here early for the Indianapolis Colts draft party!

ESPN really saying QB is a need for the Browns? They got like 14 on the roster rn

5 picks away from Ballard not making a draft pick... lol

DAMMIT

I kinda feel bad for the two kids who got drafted during the Carson Beck love-a-palooza. Barely got mentioned as they hurried off to the commercial break.

You had to know know Ballard wasnt gonna go 3 straight picks without taking a OL.